Monday, July 30, 2007

Love Sms - Urdu Love SMS

LOVE SMS


Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.
Bhul jayenge aap hume,
bhulne wale hum nahi...
Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,
aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi


The height of pain in life is to sit near the person
u love d most .....
knowing that the person can neve b urs ...!!!!!


Never Ignore a person who
Luvs u
Cares 4 u &
Misses U
Bcoz
One day u may wake up frm ur sleep
And realize that u’ve lost the moon while counting stars ……..!!!!


Chod diya hamara sath to koi gam nahi.
Bhul jayenge aap hume,
bhulne wale hum nahi...
Aapse mulakat na ho pai to koi baat nahi,
aapki ek yaad mulakat se kum nahi


Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,
ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain,
lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahin


You are like the sunshine so warm,
you are like sugar, so sweet...
you are like you...
and that's the reason why I love you!

Love is Pure
Love is Sure
Love is sweet poison
that Doctors can't cure

I Hide my tears when I say ur name
But
The pain in my heart is still the same
Altho
I smile and seem carefree,
There ‘s No one who misses u More than me …!!!

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Funny SMS Joke - Shayari SMS

Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ke dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA.

Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower!

Saturday, July 28, 2007

Sms Questions

The Mind Bending Dollar
3 MEN GO INTO A MOTEL. THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK SAID THE ROOM IS $30, SO EACH MAN PAID $10 AND WENT TO THE ROOM. A WHILE LATER THE MAN BEHIND THE DESK REALIZED THE ROOM WAS ONLY $25, SO HE SENT THE BELLBOY TO THE 3 GUYS' ROOM WITH $5. ON THE WAY, THE BELLBOY COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPLIT $5 EVENLY BETWEEN 3 MEN, SO HE GAVE EACH MAN A $1 AND KEPT THE OTHER $2 FOR HIMSELF. THIS MEANT THAT THE 3 MEN EACH PAID $9 FOR THE ROOM, WHICH IS A TOTAL OF $27, ADD THE $2 THAT THE BELLBOY KEPT = $29. WHERE IS THE OTHER DOLLAR?

Sorry some english Jokes

Good news or the bad news?
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.

Patient: What happened?

Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: Give me the bad news first.

Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them.

Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news?

Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your slippers.

Friday, July 20, 2007

Funny SMS

A meeting is to be held in jungle. The attenders are..
Tiger, bear, snake, elephant, fox, monkey, but it has not yet
started.. Why!!!!!
Because the DONKEY is busy in reading this SMS.

Funny Urdu SMS

He: Ander gaya kya ?
She: ha! Gaya
He: Dukha kya??
She: Zara bhi nahi
He: Aur ek baar
She: Ab isme dalo
He: Acch laga!!
She: H! ! a.. bahut
He: OK..MADAM KA SANDALS PACK KARO!!!!

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

New Latest Urdu Sms

ganpat.. chal sms bhej..a ganpat.. chal sms bhej..
a jada joke, serious thoda kum bhej
..a jada joke serious thoda kum bhej..thoda fan van to apun ka bhi ban na yaar..thoda fan van to apun ka bhi ban na yaar..a ganpat ganpat...a ganpat ganpat...COMEON COMEON COME

EVERYBODYCOMEON COMEON COME BE MY BUDDYCOMEON COMEON COME EVERYBODY{send a sms.>send a sms.>send a sms.>}
IN THE Mobile.. ALL OVER INDIA...WE ARE THE BHAI..WE ARE THE BHAI..Sms-Sms chalta rehta hai dekho jidhar..koi flirting koi chatting karta hai idhar..SMS-SMS chalta rehta hai dekho jidhar..
koi scraping koi chatting karta hai idhar..thoda joke-woke to apun ko bhi bhej na yaar..
thoda joke-woke to apun ko bhi bhej na yaar..a ganpat ganpat...a ganpat chal... SMS bhej

Sunday, July 15, 2007

Urdu Sms - Urdu Funny Sms - Urdu Love Sms - Sms Urdu

Urdu Sms - Urdu Funny Sms - Urdu Love Sms - Sms Urdu

Bhag Kar aya woh
Bhag Kar aya woh
Bhag Kar aya woh
Aur bola.....
........
Jaldi se dejiye mujhe...
2 Coca cola :)

Mere dil,jigar,kidney,liver ho tum,
Waqt bewaqt aaye wo fever ho tum,
Doob kar jisme mar jayen wo river ho tum,
Mere jeevan main ab tu forever ho tum.

Urdu Sms - Urdu Funny Sms - Urdu Love Sms - Sms Urdu

Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar
Dharti, taarey, pahaad, pathar........
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar !
tihathar is on leave )


kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ......
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??

DOOR SE DEKHA SERIES:

Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi

Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.....
Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.....
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa...

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...

Door se dekha to sher tha
Door se dekha to sher tha
Is liye paas gaya hi nahi...

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Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan

Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Urdu Sms - Urdu Funny Sms - Urdu Love Sms - Sms Urdu

Reason behind creating this blog is to share the urdu sms with all you guys.

You can copy paste this urdu sms and send it to your friends and folks to make them laugh. or make them happy.

I am poting some famous urdu sms now.

1) Message pe message bhejte ho,Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

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Allah Ka sukr hai mere mobile ke sare buttons sahi se kam kar rahain hain,
Sorry to disturb you. :)

3) Murga SARDAR tha!!!A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!