Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Baap Beta Whatsapp SMS

Cute Answer:
School mein admission ke liye interview hu Raha tha:
Teacher : beta aapke papa kya karte hai ?

Thoda rok kar.....
........

(Cute answer)....
Boy : jo bhi mummy bolti hain

Miya Biwi Whatsapp Joke SMS

Ek Jagah Maruti 800 Car kee nilami ho rhi the. Boli lagi...
15 lakh
20 lakh
40 lakh

Husband : Akhir is khataara gaadi me aisa kya hai Jo itni Kimat?

Seller : Bhai iske 19 accident hu chuke hain, har bar sirf biwi mari hai....

Husband : (josh main) iski maa ki
...... 1 crore ...... !!!

Funny Urdu Whatsapp SMS

Ek ziddee murge ko uske maaalik ne pinjre main bandh kar diya.
Murgaa itnaa ziddi tha ki peeche ke raaste se bahar aa gaya.
Maalik ne usko fir se pinjre main bandh kar diya.
Lekin murga toh ziddi tha. Woh phir se peeche ke raaste se bahar aa gaya.
Uske malik ko gussa aaya. Usne murge ko kaat ke, pakka ke, khaa gaya.
Lekin Murga to ziddi tha....
.....
.....

Sunday, December 15, 2013

Mashur Ashar

Sach kahuon tu Mojhko Ye Unwan bura Lagta Hai
Zulm Sehta Hua Insaan Bora lagta hai.

kis qadar ho gaye MASHROOF ye dunya apni
ek din theray to "MEHMAN" bura lagta hai.

unki khdmat to bahut door hal ye hai yahan
boodhay "MAA BAAP" ka farman bura lagta hai.

Mere ALLAH meri NASLON ko ZILLAT se nikal
itni Zillat main "MUSALMAN" bura lagta hai.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Anniversary Quotes For Parents | Marriage Anniversary SMS

1) We hope you both love each other,
Like you have done from Last so many years,

The life should only bring joy to your life,
And I wish in your life, there is no tear, no tear.....

2) I wish I could be there to see
That how you both married each other.
Then I think I am lucky by seeing,
How you both celebrate Marriage together.
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